Introduction

Part I—The Basics

Chapter 1: The FAQ
Are You a Beginner?
How Much Self-Loathing Is Enough?
Self-Love—Friend or Foe?
Perpetual Motion Self-Loathing
The Free Pass

Chapter 2: The Building Blocks of Self-Loathing
Self-Loathing’s Seven Essential
Questions (and Their Answers )

Chapter 3: Self-Loathing’s No-Brainer—The Body
Women First
Men Can Do It Too
More Women
Unisex
Chapter Review

Part II—The Material World

Chapter 4: Celebrity Culture
The Tabs
People Who Need People
Porn
Show Biz

Chapter 5: The Fashionable Self-Loather
First Impressions
Fashion Minefield
Don’ts, Dos, and Dids

Chapter 6: Food for Self-Loathing
Diets
Gorging
Purging
Foraging
Dining Out with Civilized People

Part III—Interactive Self-Loathing

Chapter 7: Self-Loathing Sex!
Before
During
After
Hooking Up

Chapter 8: Love and Other Romantic Involvements
Fishing for Love
Getting Hooked on Love
Cutting Bait

Chapter 9: The Self-Loather’s Family Album
The Self-Loathing of Minors
Self-Loathing Quality Time for Adults
Self-Loathing and Marriage

Chapter 10: Workplace Self-Loathing
Buckling Down
Horizontal Motion
Vertical Promotion

Chapter 11: The Social Self-Loather
Act Locally
Act Globally

Part IV—The Self-Loathing Elite

Chapter 12: Self-Loathing Dabbles in the Arts
Fine Art
The Performing Arts—Theater, Dance, and Music
Dead Trees

Chapter 13: The Spiritual Self-Loather
World Religion
The West
The East

Chapter 14: All in Your Mind
Meta-Self-Loathing
Ancient Philosophy and Self-Loathing

Chapter 15: Endgame
Old Age
Decline
Fall
Death

Appendix

Graduation
Acknowledgments
Author’s Bio